Sunday, October 23, 2011

I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby


This weekend has been all sorts of busy and fun!

Kelsie, Bri, Zoe, Jo, and I were supposed to make all the Harry Potter t shirts friday night, but that definitely didn't happen. We at least got all the pictures ironed on and just decided to finish them saturday. Bri and I totally failed at making Kelsie's birthday cake... literally the one time our shite (yes I said shite and not shit) little ovens decide to cook anything, they burn the tye-die cake. It was kind of awful actually lol. I had never seen such a crispy cake. But, after working on the t shirts, I went back to my flat and ate the moussaka Toni had made for us. It was extremely good and I had a great time just hanging out in the kitchen drinking some of the rip-off boxed wine I'd picked up from the grocery store. I really enjoy sitting in the kitchen and talking with Johanne, Mina, and Toni. it was a lot of fun earlier in the day when Toni was cooking and everyone was in the kitchen and I was playing all the good 90s/early 2000s music lol. But after getting kind of drunk, I realized that I still had to shower and get all dressed up to go out for the birthday celebrations. It was definitely an interesting experience to be kind of tipsy and showering, I wouldn't recommend it. But I promptly changed into my cat suit and got dolled up. Everyone loves my cat onesie, but I don't think that the large group of Bulgarian guys who materialized in my kitchen enjoyed it as much as I do. They looked at me like I was psycho lol. But I put on my hot new dress and heels and walked to Kelsie's. 

Everyone (Kelsie, Bri, Jo, and I) looked great! We unfortunately didn't get any pictures, however. We will all dress up again sometime soon, I'm sure. Walking over the cobblestones to get to union was kind of a nightmare... I nearly killed poor Bri lol. But we safely got to union and greatly enjoyed all the heads that turned as we walked to our normal seats in the back. After that, things got a little messy lol. Since I was already kind of drunk, it really didn't take many shots to put me over the edge. But I stuck it out and sang Happy Birthday to Kelsie at the stroke of midnight! Some of our guys showed up to sing, too so we ended up staying at the union until close. We were going to go into town, but that definitely didn't happen. Literally, Kelsie's first act as a legal adult was running up behind me as I nearly puked in the hall of the pub, pushing me into the toilet, and asking me to "get down on my knees" for her. Lol she was right on the ball for that, but I repaid her in kind later that evening. We all had a good time at union, but it was kind of sad that we didn't get to go into any clubs with our nice dresses on. However, we definitely made up for the lack of dancing by buying more shots. Literally we took way too many, it's no wonder I puked. But right after I did, I immediately sobered up and then ended up taking care of everyone else. Kelsie and I became very close private area friends lol. When union closed, the bartender who saw me trying to fall asleep on the booth came over to me and asked if I had spewed and I just looked at him and said "No!" lol and he was said "I know you did, but did you get it all in the toilet?" lol then we went back to south house with some of the guys to hang out there (like we do everyday). Bri and Kelsie were completely smashed lol and then all of a sudden Kelsie disappears so Christian, Martyn, Bri and I organize a search party for her. We eventually found her back in her room, and she was not doing too great. However, I helped her out and then we had our own little slumber party :)

Saturday during the day Kelsie, Bri, Zoe and I worked like legit house elves! Writing on those shirts with sharpie markers was such a BITCH! We spent more than 8 hours making the 16 shirts.... but I must say that they all looked amazing! It was totally worth the hand cramps and fume inhalation lol at one point (like 6 pm) everyone had a giggle fit for no apparent and Kelsie looked at us and said "delrium has finally set in at the house elf camp" lol. It was kind of true, although we did have some little breaks. For example I made Kelsie a rhyme birthday card, and we all presented her with presents, and then there was cake and singing :) Lol I was soo excited about my birthday card and Bri just looked at me and said "calm down, Dr. Seuss" lol. I'm pretty sure Kelsie nearly cried when we all gave her the presents and Zoe brought in the cake (she went to the grocery store and picked one up, clever girl lol). But we had a great time being together in the kitchen and working like little house elves, even though we didn't finish until like 8:00 and we were set to pregame with everyone at 9:00. There was much running around, showering, and quickly getting dressed. My Bulgarians loved the shirt that I made lol and all the other Bulgarians showed up and they were reading it and laughing at how nerdy we all are. But it was totally worth it :)

We all then met up in Bri's flat and everyone had their shirts on and we looked like such a ridiculous group of people lol. The guys gave Kelsie a lot of alcohol and a really funny Cliff Richards card, for some reason Cliff has been a huge part of this entire semester lol. Greg looked at us and said "Someone's going to jump us tonight, and I don't blame them" lol. We didn't end up getting beaten up, but we definitely got a TON of strange glances and people coming up to us asking about our shirts lol. At union we all kind of acted crazy. We probably sang happy birthday to Kelsie at least 5 times, and we used our drink straws as wands and were casting spells all over the place lol. People were staring at us like we were absolutely crazy, but it was TOTALLY worth it. Then we kind of sang some more, and silly pictures were taken. At one point T Swift Lovesong came on and Kelsie and I sang it to each other lol. After a little, we went caught the bus into town and I must say that this bus ride was a lot more enjoyable than Tuesday nights bus ride. We were the noisy, obnoxious group so we could just laugh and have a good time. Right when we got off the bus Callum started puking, and I was the only one to help him. Greg took all sorts of pictures of him lol but it's funny how he always pukes, he's such a lightweight. He was fine though, so we walked on to our first destination, a strip club lol. It's hilarious that the first time Kelsie used her real ID was at a strip club. The girls and I of course had to buy her a lap dance lol her stripper was absolutely lovely, though lol. At least we didn't get her one of the nasty type ones. She was so embarrassed about the entire thing, but I'm sure she will laugh about it later lol. Then we went to a dance club, and that was a lot of fun except there were so many creepers out! We had like 7 or 8 guys out with us and they still had trouble keeping all these weirdos away from us. It was kind of sucky because we all just wanted to dance. We stayed at that club for a while and we were going to go to another one, but we got side tracked by McDonalds lol. After eating a good amount of food, everyone kind of crashed so we went to get taxis back to Hillhead. The queue was like miles long, not really but it felt like that, so we ended up standing around outside for a really long time. We went back to south house and took some more shots for Kelsie's birthday before everyone went to sleep. It was a pretty good night :)

I went to bed in my onesie and that was uber comfy. And now I'm in Kelsie's flat just hanging out in my onesie. Today I think we are just going to do some work and hang out lol and then later one can only hope we are ordering pizza before going to the union for quiz night. Woo :)

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